psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

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my-own-sword: forevercryingbecausemerlin: so-many-ships-so-little-time: kingofkop7: the-girl-silhouette: vegandthelike: Please read this**** If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature. Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations In my country we have a bank with 8 digits pin but what if your pin backwards is someone elses pin and you just get their money…? that’s not how atms work oh my god you use your own card this is a myth (you don’t have to do it backwards) - if you push in your bank code in 3 times, wrong, they keep your card, one more time, they alert the police. I had a bank rep tell me this when it happened to my driver.

my-own-sword:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

so-many-ships-so-little-time:

kingofkop7:

the-girl-silhouette:

vegandthelike:

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city


tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations

In my country we have a bank with 8 digits pin

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but what if your pin backwards is someone elses pin and you just get their money…?

that’s not how atms work oh my god you use your own card

this is a myth (you don’t have to do it backwards) - if you push in your bank code in 3 times, wrong, they keep your card, one more time, they alert the police. I had a bank rep tell me this when it happened to my driver.

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my-own-sword:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

you haven’t met the vacuum cleaner yet?

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tulio-the-sassy-and-powerful-god:

tom-and-ben:

_pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:

fuckyoutomhiddleston:

If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down

I just wanted everyone to know that

you’ve all been truly wonderful people

and

it was an honor blogging with you all

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I truly love all of you and will miss you all

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It was a great time. You will always be in my heart. 

It’s been fabulous Tumblr. Peace out.

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circumcising:

are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts 

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onlylolgifs:

y0ung-annd-r3ckl3ss:

The most notes I have even gotten on a post is like 11… That’s nothing compared to other people’s 100,000+ notes.

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revivingpeeta:

tumblr ruined my life but made it better somehow

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tw rape

savedmyselffromthedragon:

“I raped that test in math cla–” No.

“I raped that game earli–” Stop.

“The other team totally raped us tod–” Shut the fuck up.

Do you see what you’re doing?

YOU ARE MAKING RAPE SOUND LIKE A POSITIVE ACTION.

YOU ARE EQUATING SEXUAL VIOLENCE WITH ACHIEVEMENTS.

STOP.

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